Noumenal News

Tweety may get a chance to take the witness stand and sing like a canary.
An Italian court ordered the animated bird, along with Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck and his girlfriend Daisy, to testify in a counterfeiting case.
In what lawyers believe was a clerical error worthy of a Looney Tunes cartoon, a court in Naples […]

A “spooky” image of a priest executed for treason over the Gunpowder Plot has appeared on a 17th century book thought to be bound in his skin, it is claimed.
Auctioneers said the face of Father Henry Garnet could be seen peering from the cover of the “rare and macabre” book about the Jesuit priest’s death.
The […]

Police investigating the murder of a Dundee woman attended a seance in an attempt to find her killer, a former senior detective has told a court.
Norman Robertson said officers visited a medium’s house the month after Elizabeth McCabe’s body was found in Templeton Woods in 1980.
But he told the High Court in Edinburgh: “I never […]

A Williamson man said he found a satanic ceremony under way when he visited his family?s cemetery on Halloween night.
Tim Thomas stopped by the Stoneking Cemetery, in rural Lucas County, because he said he was fed up with vandalism at the cemetery and routinely makes late-night checks on the grounds.
?There were eight guys like this […]

People in Bosnia and Herzegovina have been warned to check their rosary beads, after discovering hundreds of them had been sold with secret satanic symbols on them.
Locals in the town of Siroki Brijeg said that the rosaries, which have pentagrams and upside-down crosses marked on them, are difficult to spot until they are examined closely.
And […]

Police are on the trail of a shadowy figure who has been dumping giant carved stone heads on village doorsteps at dead of night.
The man has left at least 13 at locations 100 miles apart in Yorkshire at Goathland, near Whitby; Kilburn, near Thirsk; Arthington, outside Leeds, and a village near Selby.
But another delivery of […]

LONDON (Reuters) - They’ve been left on unsuspecting doorsteps and outside post offices in the dead of night, but no one knows what to make of the mystery of the stone heads.
As many as 20 artfully carved faces, miniature versions of the Easter Island sculptures, have been deposited in sleepy villages across northern England in […]

LINCOLN, Neb. - The defendant in a state senator’s lawsuit is accused of causing untold death and horror and threatening to cause more still. He can be sued in Douglas County, the legislator claims, because He’s everywhere.
State Sen. Ernie Chambers sued God last week. Angered by another lawsuit he considers frivolous, Chambers says he’s trying […]

A CZECH speedway driver knocked unconscious in a crash stunned ambulance drivers when he woke up speaking perfect English.
18-year-old Matej Kus was out cold for 45 minutes after the crash, but when he woke up he conversed fluidly in English with paramedics, even speaking in an English accent.
The teenager had just begun to study the […]

CARACAS (Reuters) - A Venezuelan man who had been declared dead woke up in the morgue in excruciating pain after medical examiners began their autopsy.
Carlos Camejo, 33, was declared dead after a highway accident and taken to the morgue, where examiners began an autopsy only to realize something was amiss when he started bleeding. They […]